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Potions!!!

  POTIONS: Potion of All Seeing Eye - drink this (please swallow and don’t chew the eye, we need it for the next potion) to bend light into your eyes, allowing you to see around corners or over hills  Potion of the Frog Prince(ess) - open potion and drink the contents to become rich beyond your wildest dreams. Careful though, if the frog escapes before you can eat it, it will turn into a prince or princess and those are much harder to consume than a miniature frog. Lucky Potion - drink this to have good luck. Minty aftertaste. Please call us if you have side effects. Potion of Many Fruits - you’re gay.